Emily Watson
Victoria Everglot (voice)
Tracey Ullman
Nell Van Dort / Hildegarde (voice)
Paul Whitehouse
William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter (voice)
Joanna Lumley
Maudeline Everglot (voice)
Jane Horrocks
Black Widow Spider / Mrs. Plum (voice)
Enn Reitel
Maggot / Town Crier (voice)
Deep Roy
General Bonesapart (voice)
Lisa Kay
Solemn Village Boy (voice)
Steve Alterman
Various (voice) (uncredited)
Jack Blessing
Various (voice) (uncredited)
Mitch Carter
Various (voice) (uncredited
Robert Clotworthy
Various (voice (uncredited)